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About Me

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Well, as you know, my name is Gabrielle, and I come from a small village in Greece called Potedia. I grew up very close to my parents and my younger sister, Lila.

Although I loved my family and village, I grew up loving stories. Not just to hear them, but I loved to tell them. And I loved adventure. More than anything, I wanted to go out on my own.

But that wasn't my family's plan. I was supposed to marry my childhood friend, Perdicus. One day, a warlord named Draco, attacked our village and took me and many other women as slaves.

That's when Xena came. She was a tall, beautiful, woman with dark hair and icy blue eyes. She was known as The Destroyer of Nations, at that time, and was considered evil. But I knew she wasn't.

She wouldn't let me travel with her, when I asked, so I left my village and followed her. I talked her own village into letting her live, and even helped (a little) in her fight with Draco.

She finally agreed to let me travel with her (I knew she would, eventually) and we became the best of friends.

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A lot happened to me over the next few years with Xena. I became an Amazon Princess, then queen after Melosa died.

I met a lot of gods, like Ares, Aphrodite, Discord, Hera, and even Zeus, himself.

I lost my blood innocence while trying to save a man I THOUGHT was innocent. Instead, I was inpregnated by Dahak, an evil god. Soon I had a daughter, who I named Hope.

Instead of killing her, or letting Xena kill, I sent her down the river in a basket. Little did I know, she'd cause a lot of trouble.

We also had many incounters with a woman who's family was killed by Xena's army. Her name was Callisto. While battling Callisto, we met a warrior, named Joxer. He wasn't much of a warrior. He tried to capture me and I beat him then broke his nose.

Joxer started tagging along with us, and we soon became friends. We also met Autolycus, the King of Thieves, and Cleopatra.

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After awhile, Xena and I traveled to India. (where I got a haircut, thanks to Xena's chakram) I tried to put on a play about one of my adventures with Xena. The girl who was going to play Xena was no actress, but she could do backflips. Of course, no one could be as great a Gabrielle as me, so I cast myself for the part of Gabrielle. It didn't turn out so great, and we never actually finished the whole play, but it WOULD have been a success!

Xena and I went to Rome, where, eventually, we were crusified. We went to Heaven, well, I never made it. I was captured and taken down to Hell. Xena saved me, and saved Callisto, (can you believe it? CALLISTO!) giving up her own place in Heaven. I had to forgive Callisto in order to be pure. Which, I did. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Eli, a man who preaches about the God of Light, an amazon, Amarice, and Joxer, were taking our bodies from the crosses.

Callisto helped Eli bring us back to life. But Xena had lost all memory of her warlord days, and was now a useless fighter. She couldn't even remember what her chakram was. Eventually, we found what Ares, and another God of War, wanted. It was another chakram, with the power to kill gods. Xena tried to use the new one, but still couldn't remember how. She united the two, which gave Xena her memory back. She kept the new chakram, which can split into two.

We left India and made our way make to Greece. Xena soon found out that she was pregnant. We couldn't imagine who the father was, but then Callisto came to Xena and told her she was going to be reincarnated as Xena's daughter. Zeus came, while Xena was in labor, and tried to kill the baby, but didn't succeed. You see, Xena's daughter, Eve, was given the power to kill the Greek gods. He was stopped with the help of Hercules, our old friend.

After only a short ammount of time with Eve, Xena and I had to simulate death, to fool the Greek gods and goddesses into thinking Eve was no threat to them. But Ares took us, and we were froze for twenty-five years. When we found Eve, she was "Livia: Champion of Rome". She was a cold, heartless, bitch, and KILLED Joxer. Right before she killed Xena, she saw a light, and saw everything Xena went through, just trying to keep her alive. 'Livia' couldn't believe what she had done. She left the temple, where she and her army had attacked, reproclaiming herself "Eve".

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